I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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