I never want to see another naked old woman again.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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