Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
