So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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