Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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