Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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