Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Moan for me like Helen Keller
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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