I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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