so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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