We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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