I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm bleeding and have questions
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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