So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
