idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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