I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
