I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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