That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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