Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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