Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
sex in a hospital.. check
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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