FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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