There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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