You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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