I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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