what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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