So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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