Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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