do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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