last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Your penis caused this!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
