It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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