it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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