Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I could make wine with my vomit
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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