She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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