ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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