i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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