i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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