her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
