I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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