8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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