After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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