Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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