So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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