I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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