Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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