even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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