There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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