the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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