nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
