I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Blow job season was short but glorious.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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