Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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