Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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