I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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